Loving Those Oxymorons

Technically they’re oxymora, but according to the wordsmiths, oxymorons can be used as the plural form.

Whatever form you choose to use, one thing is certain: Oxymorons attract attention. And people who like to pepper their conversations with these literary devices are well aware that their listeners will stop and think, wondering whether they should laugh or not.

A popular oxymoron is the expression “same difference.” Two words with completely opposite meanings come together to produce a verbally puzzling, but intriguing effect.

Other common oxymorons include jumbo shrimp, cruel to be kind, random order, open secret, act naturally, farewell reception, painfully beautiful, and passive aggressive.

Some of my favorite oxymorons include planned spontaneity, linear pantser, noticeable absence, quiet presence, and pontificatory salvos.

The following quotations make excellent use of oxymorons:

“A joke is a serious issue.” Winston Churchill

“We’re busy doing nothing.” Bing Crosby

“A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.” Henry Ford

“Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist.” Audrey Hepburn

“Experts are clueless.” Steve Jobs

“If you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.” Erica Jong

“I like a smuggler. He is the only honest thief.” Charles Lamb

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain

“I am a deeply superficial person.” Andy Warhol

“I can resist anything, except temptation.” Oscar Wilde

Do you have a favorite oxymoron to share?

 

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About Joanne Guidoccio

In 2008, Joanne retired from a 31-year teaching career and launched a second act that tapped into her creative side. Slowly, a writing practice emerged. Her articles and book reviews were published in newspapers, magazines, and online. When she tried her hand at fiction, she made reinvention a recurring theme in her novels and short stories. A member of Crime Writers of Canada, Sisters in Crime, and Romance Writers of America, Joanne writes paranormal romance, cozy mysteries, and inspirational literature from her home base of Guelph, Ontario.
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6 Responses to Loving Those Oxymorons

  1. J. Richardson says:

    True fiction comes to mind. 🙂

  2. Cold reality (just made it up, but seems a bit like an oxymoron and I’ve heard it used. Fun post.

  3. sueberger3 says:

    Bittersweet. I love yours more.
    There was a review of Tallulah Bankhead’s performance in Antony and Cleopatra in a NY newspaper.”Tallulah Bankhead barged down the aisle as Cleopatra last night and sank.”

  4. LOL!! Thanks for sharing an oxymoronic (not sure if that’s a word) review. 🙂

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