One of my favourite Christmas traditions is setting the table with Christmas crackers. Before we start to eat, we pull open the crackers with a bang, put on the paper crowns, and go around the table reading the fun fact or joke. Some of them are pretty corny, but they’re definitely fun! Here are a few to brighten your day:
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? A: Nothing – it was on the house!
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? A: Because it “soots” him.
What do you call an elf who sings? A: A “wrapper”.
Despite all the restrictions and uncertainty right now, I hope that you find peace this holiday season and have moments filled with love and laughter. If you are looking to escape with a fun read, Perfectly Honest would fit…perfectly!
Perfectly Honest
You never know where your words will take you…
When Mikaela Finn agreed to be Sam’s “fiancée” for a weekend, she probably should have told him that she’s a doctor. Sam O’Brien, aka “Dr. Eye Candy,” is trying to shed his playboy reputation and convince a small town hospital that he’s ready to settle down. But when his “fiancée” helps deliver a baby in the middle of the meet and greet, it’s a bit of a shock. If he’d known the whole truth, he might have done things a little differently because somehow his “fiancée” ends up stealing his job and his heart. Not exactly the change he wanted. Lies and deceit – it’s a match made in heaven!
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Award-winning author Linda O’Connor started writing romantic comedies when she needed a creative outlet other than subtly rearranging the displays at a local home décor store. Her books have enjoyed bestseller status. When not writing, she’s a physician at an Urgent Care Clinic. She shares her medical knowledge in fast-paced, well-written, sexy romances – with an unexpected twist. Her favourite prescription to write? Laugh every day. Love every minute.
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Hi Linda, Merry Christmas and all the best in 2021. 🙂
Thanks Joanne! Merry Christmas to you, too and best wishes for a happy and healthy New Year!
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Those were very phunny. A merry Christmas and a much better new year to you and yours. Blessings Susan
Thanks, Susan! Best wishes for a healthy and happy New Year to you and your family.
I love corny jokes!
Haha – me too! 😀